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obsessivecomicdisorder: LOKI turns THOR into a FROG (ISSUE #363) If you didn’t see the “and somewhere in Asgard…” like me, you would think Loki gave Thor an indirect kiss too.
thorkitastic: Art by Theperfectbromance http://thorkitastic.tumblr.com/ I made a drawing of Thor having happy thought’s :D if you like my comics and would like me to make new comics please donate
I guess if I’d do this caption today, I would turn it into a two-parter, since it’s a bit text-heavy. Oh well, at least I added a nice additional island-view.
A photo I simply had to use; although it would be easy enough to photoshop.
Source: fetishkitsch Samantha I Do you remember when I told you that after a month of chastity, I would unlock you and allow you to fuck me? Sure you do.
Never assume things, always talk them through; in this case, fortunately nothing really severe happened, but just imagine if this failure to communicate would have been about something important!
Photo sets from a porn or erotic shot are usually a bit problematic for my kind of captions, since the women in these kinds of sets have a certain tendency to quickly loose their clothes, and I would often prefer a series of photos of a fully clothed
In a fictional universe where indestructible chastity cages exist, one would expect that rules exist that deals with issues like someone getting locked up against his will or being kept locked against his will, but strangely enough, it seems that no such
You could simply wait until the battery of your chastity cage runs out, but unfortunately, you wear one of these new self-winding kinetic models, so you would also have to avoid any movement.
How would you compute the average when a few outliers could severely skew the result? Suppose, for example, that out of 25 men, 24 of them get locked for a few days each time, but the other one gets locked for 50 years. A naïve computation would tell
Do you know this problem? You earn enough money, so cleaning your home yourself and spending a lot of time on it doesn’t really make sense: considering the amount of money you earn each hour and how much you value your remaining free time, it would
If I try really hard, I somehow can see the appeal of the dominant role, but at other times, I wonder why anyone would want to be the dominant part of a D/s-couple. I mean, you tease, torment and torture your sub, which sounds like hard work, and the
Mistress, with all due respect, wouldn’t it be more practical and less distracting for everybody else if only a small, discreet light would flash up whose meaning would only been known to a select few? You don’t care, and didn’t ask for my opinion?
No, Carole Hunt doesn’t hide a penile surprise between her legs (she has done nudes, so the world would know by now). Maybe the title is instead alluding to a fully armed space station she has in orbit?Edit: Replaced the idiotic “price” in the first
Well, which would you prefer?
It’s a real photo (as far as I know), but I guess the key would have looked better if I had it ‘shopped in.
I doubt that the chastity device in the last image would be much more inescapable if it were secured with a heavy brass lock.
Would you want her to starve to death? Surely not.
If you could go back in time and arrange for this to happen, which version would you prefer?
This one is a bit dark; or it would be, if it weren’t for the friendly smiles.
In hindsight, I wish I would have found an explicit use for her “obey” label.
The other question is: which outcome would you prefer?
How would you reply?
I think there is a flaw in her method. As far as I’m concerned, she could wear a potato sack, and I would still signal.
Just to clarify: trees are reproducing sexually. Otherwise, they would have no occasion to bloom. And some of them are even dioecious (that is, there are separate female and male trees). So trees do have sex.On the other hand: do you really want to correc
Given this scenario, how would you react?
You would have stood a chance, had she worn a pink leather corset.
If someone would trap Koyomi Araragi in a chastity cage, he could simply cut his penis off and regrow it with his residual vampire powers. Which kind of ruins this caption, so let’s pretend he hasn’t any residual vampire powers.But Hitagi Senjōgahara
Which outcome would you prefer?
bitchoboi: marfisa-thor: Don’t worry, she knows that you are just testing her resolve. Well You did say You would give it me on the first Sunday of October 2015 for 10 mins to wash and clean cage and orgasm before You force it back on again ;) x.
Aren’t we all in some kind of metaphorical basement, and would be bored out of our skull if we were allowed to jerk off?
If you want to try this at home (and it seems like a lot of people want to), you should either use a condom, or wait a few minutes after you applied the cream: it would be a shame if her parts went numb, too.
The cost of the operation would, of course, add to your current debt, so you would have to do even more Johns per day, and even more depraved ones.
I thought it would be ironic to illustrate this caption with a still from the movie “Ghost World”.
Of course you would never bite him, but thank him for the great honor.
Why would you need self-control, if you can have her control?
If three brothers set out to complete a quest, you can bet that the first two will fail. It would be unimaginably impolite of them to succeed. Likewise, it would be unthinkably impolite of a dragon or giant not to let itself become defeated by a tailor.
How much happier would the live of Jason had been, if only Medea would have had access to a chastity cage. Not to mention their kids.
Nice Alison Brie cap. Do you think Annie Edison would would in a chastity cap? I love that you keep things “in character” so I’m not sure if Annie’s the key holding type. Maybe if it were for a class though… Greendale
LOKI: AGENT OF ASGARD #9AL EWING (W) • LEE GARBETT (A/C)AXIS tie-in!• Loki, swashbuckling savior of truth and justice, versus Lorelei – scheming sister of the noble Enchantress!• Once – in a time Loki would rather forget – these
fictionallesbians: This is so cute because Thor would have absolutely no idea what Facebook is, he wouldn’t even know what her phone is- or what a photo is for that matter. Apparently Thor just smiles on command.
paulrenaud: I’m talking with Marvel to do a few prints for conventions. There’s so much to choose from. Which ones would you be interested to see and possibly buy? I’m thinking these ones would be fun, but really any suggestion would help. Je
blackberrywidow: science-husband: loki-tony-peter: peterssquill: peterssquill: thor would be pissed that he missed the dinosaurs tbh thor: you have 7 phds, can you find a way to resurrect them?bruce: there’s literally six movies proving what
misledghost: geek-in-a-box: See, here he was like ‘Why not?’ Because earlier that’s what Thor wanted to do, that’s what Thor would have done. So he saw no problem with it. In this scene its the irony that its now Thor trying to talk Loki out
dancys: “I gave you my word I would return.” [x]
astropolice: I think Morgan once said that Quarterback!Thor would probably tear up the entire goddamn field every time he made a dive touchdown. Naturally I agree.
whinecraft: xerxies19: donnerdont: Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m watching Tiger & Bunny or an Iron Man anime. You say that like it’s a bad thing…Steve Rogers would be Wild Tiger, Tony Stark would be Bunny, Thor would be Sky High, Bruce
ramida-r: Star Crown Thor is Back!If Cap (if he be worthy) manages to lift the Mjolnir at some point in Avengers: Age of Ultron I would be flailing so hard with uncontrollable glee. Time to start counting down to May 2015… Thor, Captain America, Avengers
thorvalkyrie: Thor (2011) ― Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)↳ “I would rather be a good man than a great king.”
mxgicdave: i said i would draw them in these outfits…..iconic date night looks tbh
dont-trust-a-doe: rhythmic-idealist: sun-pop: bi-thor: peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :) thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
THIS WOULD BE EPIC!!! #MCU #marvel #marvelcomics #marvelmovies #avengers #xmen #spiderman #fantasticfour #loki #ironman #captainamerica #thor #hulk #wolverine #drdoom #professorx #thefalcon #mrfantastic #silversurfer #warmachine
extraordinarycomics:herochan:Thor vs Man of Steel: The Dark WorldCreated by Ibrahim Oubahmane Thor would die horribly.
iatethepomegranate:ocdplayer:serioussarcsm: ocdplayer: captainirrayditation: ocdplayer: i have an idea in my head where thor is just like. painfully incapable of being cissexist. like some transphobic reporter asks him abt his sexuality and he’s
ask-the-mighty-thor: Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface? That is … that is conceding defeat! This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious
dilfosaur: dilfosaur: Anonymous asked you: Thor and pillow pets oh thor
I still wonder; what would have happened if Loki never found out he was son of Laufey. Would he have attacked Asgard, Midgard and Jotunheim or would he have joined forces with his brother and father? Who knows. Its up to us to create the other story.
doctormead: wombatking: blackberrywidow: science-husband: loki-tony-peter: peterssquill: peterssquill: thor would be pissed that he missed the dinosaurs tbh thor: you have 7 phds, can you find a way to resurrect them?bruce: there’s literally
kissy-kurser: dashingicecream: ruffle da hair idk this would never work with my otp thor don’t get ur fingers stuck in thAT LUSHES OILED HAIR
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